[ After days of constant, low-simmering anger thanks to the red moon, Lucilius is completely drained of any patience whatsoever. Belial's antics don't deserve any attention.
But unfortunately, he isn't the type of person who can leave notifs unread, even if they chime up several thousand times over. This is why he's always contemplating the apocalypse. Please free him from this mortal coil.
After downloading File 9298 of 10007, ]
My botany studies are on hold. I've moved onto figuring out how to best deliver electroshocks through these devices.
[ Maybe he can rig it to blow up if Belial sends him more than 40 characters a day. ]
[ That's his Lucilius. Always onto the next big thing. Sometimes he reminds Belial of those animals whose hearts would stop if they weren't constantly on the move. ]
Has your condition stabilized at all? [ Belial hadn't stuck around long once his own 'symptoms' started to manifest, but Lucilius can assume he hadn't disappeared for an entirely random bender. ]
[ Stabilized is a good way to put it. He no longer feels the intense hunger, though he doesn't feel normal either, normal still being his existence prior to arriving here. ]
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But unfortunately, he isn't the type of person who can leave notifs unread, even if they chime up several thousand times over. This is why he's always contemplating the apocalypse. Please free him from this mortal coil.
After downloading File 9298 of 10007, ]
My botany studies are on hold. I've moved onto figuring out how to best deliver electroshocks through these devices.
[ Maybe he can rig it to blow up if Belial sends him more than 40 characters a day. ]
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That's easy.
I'd get quite the shock if you sent me a picture.
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If only I could say the same for you. [ stop spamming selfies you camho ]
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I thought you might find the technology convenient.
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Do you really think I'd enjoy being so accessible? [ Not that he plans on making many contacts, but all it takes is one annoying spammer. ]
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[ As much as he's going to miss Lucilius coming after him with that exasperated expression. ]
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[ As though a fancy bangle could fix thousands of years of bad habits. ]
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If you go to the bedroom, I can remind you.
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[ But on that note. ]
Has your condition stabilized at all? [ Belial hadn't stuck around long once his own 'symptoms' started to manifest, but Lucilius can assume he hadn't disappeared for an entirely random bender. ]
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Worried about me?
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I'm all better, Faa-san.
That's why I don't have a pair of legs over my shoulders right now.
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[ Evidently, no amount of sex could cure him while the moon was in effect. ]
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I've never seen your urges get the better of you, Belial.
[ However much he enjoyed basking in vulgarity and hedonism, they were as much tools to him as anything else. ]
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[ As long as he's got a handle on it... ]
Are you bored of taking pictures of weeds, yet?
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I have a way of making anything interesting.
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Then perhaps I should leave you to it.
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[ Get ready for MORE PLANTS ]
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I didn't.
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He wants Lucilius to beg for pictures of him instead. ]
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I had thought you were well enough to return. But I see you're still touched by madness.
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I'll only observe more plants the longer I'm out here.
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Might I suggest spending your time more productively instead? Such as retrieving the texts I asked you to find days ago? [ "asked," told, whatever. ]
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