[ Apparently, ignoring Lucilius' orders to go on a wild sexual adventure for two days was too much for Lucilius to forgive, and Belial's been on the receiving of end of the world's most effective silent treatment. Normally, he'd simmer away and wait patiently until Lucilius deems him worthy of his attention again, but this world brings with it all sorts of tools to amuse themselves with, and while Belial hadn't paid much attention to this "messaging service" before, he's bored enough now to play around with the device. ]
Faa-san, isn't this interesting?
[ Followed by ten thousand pictures of various plants. (Mixed in with the plants are a few choice pictures of himself. 😉) ]
[ After days of constant, low-simmering anger thanks to the red moon, Lucilius is completely drained of any patience whatsoever. Belial's antics don't deserve any attention.
But unfortunately, he isn't the type of person who can leave notifs unread, even if they chime up several thousand times over. This is why he's always contemplating the apocalypse. Please free him from this mortal coil.
After downloading File 9298 of 10007, ]
My botany studies are on hold. I've moved onto figuring out how to best deliver electroshocks through these devices.
[ Maybe he can rig it to blow up if Belial sends him more than 40 characters a day. ]
[ That's his Lucilius. Always onto the next big thing. Sometimes he reminds Belial of those animals whose hearts would stop if they weren't constantly on the move. ]
[ Hello Lucilius!! This is your favorite tiefling in the whole wide world, coming at you with one message:
There is a crimson weasel settled on top of an over-sized puppy, large paws juxtaposing the sharper features in its jaw and ears ( ethereal, almost fae-like ). The two of them are napping, curled up by a sunny window. ]
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Faa-san, isn't this interesting?
[ Followed by ten thousand pictures of various plants. (Mixed in with the plants are a few choice pictures of himself. 😉) ]
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But unfortunately, he isn't the type of person who can leave notifs unread, even if they chime up several thousand times over. This is why he's always contemplating the apocalypse. Please free him from this mortal coil.
After downloading File 9298 of 10007, ]
My botany studies are on hold. I've moved onto figuring out how to best deliver electroshocks through these devices.
[ Maybe he can rig it to blow up if Belial sends him more than 40 characters a day. ]
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That's easy.
I'd get quite the shock if you sent me a picture.
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If only I could say the same for you. [ stop spamming selfies you camho ]
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I thought you might find the technology convenient.
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Do you really think I'd enjoy being so accessible? [ Not that he plans on making many contacts, but all it takes is one annoying spammer. ]
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There is a crimson weasel settled on top of an over-sized puppy, large paws juxtaposing the sharper features in its jaw and ears ( ethereal, almost fae-like ). The two of them are napping, curled up by a sunny window. ]
Aren't they super cute???
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What is it you want? Surely you aren't wasting your time like this just for the sake of it.
[ That is to say: no. ]
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Where did you find my contact information?
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Sooo do you have any pets?
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i'm gonna destroy you
Will I regret asking for an explanation, Belial?
c:
Aren't you the father of all primal beasts, Faa-san? As our creator.
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The only filial sentiment I have towards you is disappointment.
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So that's a no to daddy?
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I invite you to never speak to me again, either.
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text; surprisingly not a misfire
[ hi ]
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Vague questions beget vague answers.
[ He needs more specifics to give a meaningful response, especially when it comes to something more medical. ]
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One person remembers something, another person does not.
I suppose you could say it's more of discrepancy than an outright loss.
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And do both subjects originate from the same world?
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[ She's not sci-fi enough for alternate dimensions yet. ]
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